Oh Acme Juicer – you’ve done right by me.
The green just flows so easily from your spout.
You’ve made me countless glasses of green juice.
And some red juice too.
We’ve had a lot of fun together.
You’ve made me smile.
You’ve made me cry.
But now it’s time to say farewell. I’m sure you’ll enjoy your new home with Mallory, wherever it is that Mallory lives. I’m sure she’ll take good care of you will appreciate you as much as I did.