Have you ever listened to someone go completely overboard when they talk about their love of spinach?
I have. I’m sure I’ve done it myself. I’ve probably done it right here on this very Internet.
Oh I just LOOOOVE spinach! I put it in smoothies! I wear spinach in my hair! On purpose!
Spinach is sooooo good for you that I can’t help but use tons of exclamation points and extra vowels when I write about it!!!! I love spinach so much that we go for long walks on the beach and write romantic poems and naughty limericks to each other.