Me: Good morning everybody!
Condiments: Hi Alison!
Me: Who wants to be turned into dinner tonight?!
Condiments: [cheers]
Crock Pot enters stage left
Me: What about you, Crock Pot? You wanna play too?
Crock Pot: Yeah, sure. I guess so.
Me: [ignoring Crock Pot’s unenthusiastic response] OK, then – listen up.
Today is a full day. We’ve got a jam packed schedule of hiking with friends this morning, a meeting tonight, not to mention the usual house work plus tidying up for visitors tomorrow and hopefully squeezing in a ridiculous blog post where I pretend my condiments are actors in this weird dinner time play I’m putting on.
