I slept with my camera on the bedside table last night, ready to capture my daily wake up at the ass crack of dawn.
(It came at 4:32 yesterday!)
When I heard the squeakmobile coming down the street this morning, it got all lights, camera, ACTION! up in here. Now I can show you exactly what I’m talking about.
You can even hear the damn cat meowing at me at the end there.
I think the cat and the car are in cahoots to keep me awake.
CAN’T A GIRL GET SOME SLEEP AROUND HERE?
As I see it, my options are:
a.) start closing the window at night (too hot!)
b.) move the bed away from the window (not feng shui! ok I just made that up.)
c.) convince my neighbors to cancel their newspaper delivery and instead get their news from an online source (a new site? a new site!)
Mama’s Dirt! I could totally start reporting the news!
oooo I can’t wait to hear about that one.
I actually have a “real post” (I use that term loosely) to put up later today, but this one couldn’t wait. Right now I’ve got to go feed the cat. Then I might as well go for a bike ride cause I’m up. And now I’m suddenly in the mood for a chocolate banana frosty.