The time period of our lives before now will be referred to as “Before the Haircut”. The time period from this point forward will be referred to as “After the Haircut”.
A couple of weeks ago Maxine decided to cut her own hair.
Notice the missing bangs and partial mullet on the left side of her head?
When I asked her Why On Earth Would You Do Such a Thing? she responded that she wanted her hair to look like Ava’s American Girl doll “Elizabet”.
