Dear Scale,
I would like to take this time to thank you for having so much in common with a well known antagonist.
You have taunted me, pointed fingers at me, cackled at me and threatened to steal away my little dog. (OK maybe not that last one. But then again I don’t have a dog.)
But now, thanks to some splashy children and your inability to bear so much water weight due poor placement at our new house, you are dead.
