Choose Your Own Homeschooling Adventure
November 5, 2009 | Posted by Alison Homeschooling Ice Skating started today.
If you decide to go, get your act in gear.
If you decide to stay home, stay in your pajamas.
OK! Let’s get our act in gear! Time to go ice skating!
If you decide to abandon your oldest and send her out by herself with blades strapped to her feet, be sure to take a picture of it.
*Click*
If you decide to stay behind with Strawberry No Shorts, Smirksalot and a lone yellow crock, find a dear soul to go fetch the stranded big one.
Hooray! The dear soul happens to teach ice skating lessons to wee ones! At a mere $1 a minute she will teach your child to march on the ice. Sold! 10 minutes please.
If you choose to go with the rest of the homeschoolers and take off your skates, leave the rink.
If you choose to beg and plead to stay and watch the Zamboni, stay and watch the Zamboni.
If you have an eggplant in your refrigerator, make eggplant parm for dinner tonight.
If you don’t have an eggplant in your refrigerator, choose something else.
If you made eggplant parm, bake it at 375 for about 30 minutes.
4 servings, 182 calories per serving.
If you have Ezekiel buns in your freezer, make an eggplant parm sandwich.
If you prefer pasta, make pasta.
If you like beets, steam them.
If you have a husband who doesn’t like beets, make him corn.
If you have 3 minutes until The Office comes on, click Publish.
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12 Comments »
I used to LOVE those books. And I made my husband corn because he doesn’t like acorn squash. And I stuffed it with your vegetarian stuffing and it was delicious. Thanks!
Awesome Amy!
Free Ice Skating lessons for Hissy and girls…ANYTIME…oh oh pick me pick me!
I wanted to see Mama out there too!
eggplant parm please! I came ho me to a pasta dinner hot and ready to eat!
NICE HUBS
I want to go ice skating!
i’ve never seen ezekiel buns! i bet they’re grand.
My kids took skating lessons last winter and they were completely padded with helmets so we got to sit and laugh while they kept falling all over the place. Of course, that has come back to bite me in the you know what bc my son now is into hockey and loves it. Just call me Sarah Palin!
Your eggplant parm looks great. I have been on an eggplant kick lately and probably need a break, but it always looks so good!
I’ve been away from your blog for too long! Okay, so only two days but a lot has happened it seems.I think you have a very realistic aproach to losing those vanity pounds…but you already know that
If you don’t have a funny comment to leave, admit it and go watch the Office.
You make me laugh
Wow…look at Ava!!! Good job! At least she’s standing, right? (haha) Did she like ice skating?
I laughed at the lone yellow crock. (haha) Too funny.
You know, I have never had eggplant before. Edward said it’s really good but something about that purple color and the name that makes me not rush out to buy it. I guess I should because maybe I’m missing out on something.
Your eggplant parm looks great.
i have an eggplant in the fridge waiting to be made! great idea Alison!
ummmmm mama…yours truly was a figure skater for 10 years. i will teach ava for free. if you could just pay for my plane ticket to NY and then house me, i will teach her dollar-free for hours