Once upon a time, I discovered a new salad obsession. Easy peasy avocado salad dressing.
Chapter 1: Smash 1/2 an avocado with fork.
Chapter 2: Stir in Salsa.
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Chapter 3: Stir in salad fixings of choice.
Chapter 4: Make room in your personal produce section and finish getting ready to run off and hit up yet another open house.
Chapter 5: Enjoy salad in car on the way and wonder who turned out the lights?
Chapter 6: Take your hood off because it’s not raining in the car.
Well why don’t you just make yourself at home Hissy?
Hissy has in fact made herself at home, I happened upon her last night in the bathroom hanging out on the sink.
A little snake charming last night, a little charming pre-run snack this morning.
Why do dates look so creepy when you cut into them? And then to top it all off – it coughs up this gigantic bug-like pit! This is a cruel joke of nature if you ask me. Here! Eat this thing that looks disgusting but tastes unbelievable! Try it – it’s good, I promise! Just don’t look at it.
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