Idle Hands Go in the Juicer

October 8th, 2009 | Posted by Alison Spath in Morning Craziness

I’m feeling a lot of pressure from this juicer giveaway – this isn’t going to be easy. I want to give a juicer to everyone! If you still want a chance to win my old juicer, you’ve got until tonight to leave a comment on yesterday’s post.

I’m still squealing with delight over foam-less juice. Foam didn’t really bother me before, but I think it looks much more appetizing with out it.

No Foam!  Again!

Today’s vegetable juice contained a large beet, a carrot, a cucumber, 1/2 head of romaine lettuce, an apple and a lemon. The apple gives it the perfect amount of sweetness.

I spotted this sticker at the bottom of the dishwasher this morning. It must have come off the juicer when it was washed yesterday.

Do Not Put Hands Down the Feed Tube

I didn’t think the shoot looked that big though. Really? My hand can fit in there? I don’t believe it.

Yup, it Fits

Well believe it. It fits. Took a bit of finger maneuvering but oh yeah, I got it in there. Guess I can still juice my hand with the new juicer after all.

Thank goodness I’ve never seen a sticker that says “Do Not Put Head In Microwave”. I have no question that my head would fit though. It’s pretty big. (Both my head and the microwave.)

After pushing the limits of my juicer’s safety features and wondering if a picture of my head on the rotating plate of the microwave would be funny, I busted out the crock pot to get a jump start on dinner.

Who wants refried beans?

Beans in Crockpot

3 cups of dried pinto beans, sorted and rinsed (I’m using a combo of pinto, red and pink beans today because I only had a quarter bag of pintos)
8 cups of water
1/4 c diced jalapeno peppers (I used jarred)
1 or 2 gloves of garlic
1 – 2 Tbsp cumin
1 Tbsp chili powder
dash of salt

The crock pot is set to high, I’ll stir it occassionally and and will probably move it to low in about 4 – 5 hours to be mashed once they soften up. I think we’ll do burritos for dinner tonight!

For breakfast today I crossed chia pudding with fruit cereal to make breakfast pudding.

Two diced bananas, a tsp of unsweetened cocoa powder, a tablespoon or so of chia seeds with unsweetened chocolate almond milk. Stirred together and placed in the fridge for about 20 minutes so the chia seeds could do their gel thang.

Chia Seed Breakfast Pudding

Check it out! The spoon stands right up! The wonder of chia seed gel.

Spoon Stands Up

This was ok. I sort of wish I’d have mashed the banana because I felt like I was transported via time machine to a picnic in the 80’s eating that weird jello dessert with chunks of fruit in it. Not the best, but I do think this has some potential.

I feel like I’ve had a bunch of time this morning. What’s up with that? Oh yeah, no work out! Geez man, look at all the things I could do with my time if I didn’t run most mornings! That probably explains though why I haven’t juiced my hand yet. Running keeps me out of trouble.


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21 Responses

  • I love how the sticker tells you NOT to put your hand in, but you try anyways 😀

  • Cindy says:

    OMG my stomach lurches every time I see that pic of your hand in there !

    Don’t Do it!!!!…
    sheez..such a MOM I am!

    your beet juice looks so refreshing…I am so juicing tomorrow and not Saturday…before Sea World I think!

    and YES, please don’t put your head or your cat in the microwave!

    thank you very much. This has been a public service announcement!
    xoxo

  • I think we all know that you’ll make the right *cough*ME*cough* decision when it comes to the juicer so don’t worry…

    Yeah, not working out in the a.m. does free up your time doesn’t it?! I haven’t worked out once this week (what? who am i?) and I have had so much glorious time on my hands!

  • Bernadette says:

    I agree with Cindy, my heart kind of skipped a beat when I saw your hand in that juicer!! Immediately I looked to see if I could see the cord and hoped it was unplugged!! Kind of liken when you stick your hand in the garbage disposal, you pray nothing goes horribly wrong…

    I never really gave juicing much thought but now that I’ve become quiet the ‘worm composter’ I can’t resist thinking about how much my worms would love all the extras that come from such a gadget!!! Hmmmmmmm

    Have a wonderful day!!
    xoxo
    Berni

    • Alison says:

      My hand didn’t get any where near the blade – so take comfort in that! I totally know what you mean about sticking your hand in the garbage disposal – I CANNOT do that!

  • Leianna says:

    Great fruit pudding, I had some fruit cereal yesterday morning and though of you, it was great! Sweet Tango apple,banana, kashi and flax with skim for me!
    That juice is a great color!

  • janetha says:

    ahahah.. i love that you had to see if in fact your hand would fit. you crack me up.

  • Julie says:

    I didn’t know you could make refried beans like that. I acutally didn’t know you could make them at all…sometimes I don’t think of how things are actually made so I figure the only way you can get refried beans is from a can. Same goes for baked beans. And I’m not even blonde.

    I hope you don’t plan on announcing the winner of the juice contest tonight, because the winner (me) is going to be a bit tied up. I have plans to live vicariously through Pam Beesley at the wedding of the century. I plan on watching with a box of tissues. I kid you not.

  • Holly says:

    ummmm my head would not fit in there because it is the largest head in the world. on top of the curly hair, it’s even more massive. love the color of the juice – so vibrant and healthy-looking!

  • Rebecca says:

    Hahaha you’re so ridiculous!! If I saw a warning label like that, I’d probably do the same exact thing!

  • Jane/you-know-who says:

    *Thank goodness I’ve never seen a sticker that says “Do Not Put Head In Microwave”.*
    giant LOL at this point…you slay me

  • wow that chia stuff IS magical!

  • Tammy says:

    How much almond milk did you use in your concoction?

  • OMG girl…that actually really scares me. I guess I am a mom at the core b/c even joking hands in juicer scares me. Like mom, look at this…and then something goes really wrong. I have that juicer in stainless and the feed tube is big. And since I recently almost de-thumbed myself on my mandolin, I am an appliance wuss these days.

    The choco chia action lookin mighty stiff n good. Kinda like my stiff bananas foster dessert/drink :)

  • Whit says:

    Your new juice sure is pretty.

    But oddly red.

    Like you actually did juice your hand.

  • Lizzy says:

    please don’t juice your hand, then who would write suck amazing blog posts! :)

    I can’t wait to see the outcome of the juicer giveaway! yippie!

  • Shari B. says:

    Alison… I love your posts! You seriously make me laugh out loud. Thank you for always adding snorts and giggles to my day!

    Have an awesome weekend, and try to stay out of trouble! 😉

  • Sharon says:

    You should have named this post…Here’s your sign (Bill Engval). Head in the microwave, ha ha ha