Blog: And just where have you been, young lady?
Me: Um, err… I was out.
Blog: out? OUT!? Where exactly is OUT?
Me: Well, let me start at the beginning.
A long, long time ago, on a Sassy Saturday afternoon…
I ate a salad.
A salad filled with red leaf lettuce, spinach, carrots, tomatoes, sprouts, cucumbers and green peppers. It was a lovely salad indeed.
After lunch I packed my bags for an old fashioned, get out your dancing shoes, life before kids, girls night out and sleepover to boot.
