What happens when you make juice but you take too long snapping pictures of it?

It gets snatched.

What do you call a Chocolate Breakfast Cookie eaten at 11:30AM?

Chocolate Brunch Cookie.

What time to do you eat your curried chick pea sandwich and steamed veggies for lunch if you eat a Chocolate Brunch Cookie at 11:30AM?

2:30PM.

What do you take out the door for a snack so you don’t grocery shop hungry and buy everything and anything that looks good?

Walnuts and Craisins.

What do you say when you get in the little brown truck at Wegmans?

Honk.

Why are there hot, wet towels over those bowls?

Waiting for the pizza dough to rise.

What do you say when you see your dough has risen nicely?

“Awww yeah baby come to mama…”

What do you use for sauce when you don’t feel like tomato sauce?

BBQ sauce.

What do you top your BBQ pizza with?

Onions and mushrooms sauteed in BBQ sauce pictured above. And pineapple too except you didn’t have any. And then you were sad. But you ate it anyway.

What goes good with pizza?

Tossed salad, as pictured in the background.

What do you replace your salad with when you realize you’re not in the mood for salad?

The last little bottle of stomped grape juice from a couple weeks ago.

What happens when you drink from a wineglass in front of your 5 year old?

She wants her milk in a wine glass too. Of course.

And after pizza and wine for dinner, what’s the next logical step?

Obvious. Sweet cream with a brownie smashed in from the new Coldstone Creamery that just opened up YESTERDAY right down the street!

Can you say WOO HOO?

Yes. Yes, I can. I did.

What do you do when it’s late and you’re in a wine, pizza and ice cream brain fog?

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